it's a catastrophe

A fashion catastrophe that is.
oh the despair of my....achy, breaky feet. So I told you about these awesome boots I bought. The zip to the knee spicy brown boots with an awesome heel (yes, now that I have gotten rid of Napoleon, heels are back in this tall girls life). The 100 dollar boots I got for 10.....Well, maybe there was a reason for that. I decided to give the boots a college try and wore them with a pair of jeans to class last night.
And this was the ticker running in my brian for the first 2 hours of class. "Ow! omg my foot itches, I am not gonna make it thru the night, how do I get my pant let up and my boot unzipped so I can get these f---ing things off!" Repeated over and over again with many more swear words.
Soooo, on our long break I ran to my car in the pouring rain, and changed into the saving pair of extra shoes I had in the back of my Scooby-doo. It's amazing how in a matter of 20 seconds you can feel normal again. When I went back to class my brain was actually able to absorb again. Hallaluia, cause we covered 3 chapters last night and have our first big exam next week covering 5 chapters. HOLY CRAP......terrifying.
Acknowledgements:
Thank you to God for not letting me take those shoes in the day before. And thank you to North End Subaru for selling Joe and a very pregnant me, a car 8 years ago that came with such a large open space in the back to catch all my random shit.
Also I'd like to apologize for my spelling, spell-check is currently out of commission, and I don't actually own a dictionary (yes sad, but true).